The sun isn’t up yet but I am and I’m really pissed about it: the musical

doyoureallyevenhaveaclue:

so when you get married whose url do you take

  • Ed Sheeran at 17: Dropped out of school and left home to pursue his dream, put himself in uncomfortable situations to get his music heard, was rejected by many labels, already had many songs written, collaborated with many different hip hop artists
  • Me at 17: Alt + Reblog

diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(Source: illkim)


lieutenant-booty:

self confidence level: kelso

(Source: sandandglass)


imaginary-stories:

howunpleasant:

unf-maple-syrup:

howunpleasant:

a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts

theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb

lol i forgot the first slide bye

ALSO DONT CROWD THE FUCKING HALLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S IN A HIGH-TRAFFIC AREA

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SLOTH THEN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO PASS YOU BY

I HATE BEING LATE TO CLASS BECAUSE OF SLOW-ASS GROUPS OF 5 PEOPLE MAKING A FUCKING WALL AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLS

this is something i ran out of space for and is actually really important.
be considerate of others in the halls you are not fuckin royalty and your group doesnt own the place. upperclassmen will actually trample u over in the halls because even by their second year, most people are sick of baby bullshit like this and when they push u out of the way they dont care if u cry about it. be considerate

Talk to the teacher after class, always. It might seem stupid to ask questions during class, but afterwards is free game. The teachers are there to help you, and they actually respect you more for coming in after class to ask for more help. Also, advice from a major suckup; kissing ass is probably the best thing you can do. Not in the gross, teachers pet kind of way, but in a polite way. In science, I was the teacher’s fav cause I would shut up and do my work well and turn in quality projects and talk with him after class about scientific theory and stuff cause i am nerd, and on multiple occasions he literally wrote off missing homework because he knew I knew the material. Like, I turned nothing in and he gave me full credit cause he trusted I did it. 

tl;dr Ask questions always bc you look cool to the teacher and that’s all that matters, and you know stuff for the test.

Kiss ass like there’s no tomorrow

Have fun freshies

(Source: grossmidousuji)

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up


actionables:

philanthropy-lite:

Donald Glover/Childish Gambino’s followup to his tweets from last night about Ferguson

In case people haven’t seen it, this is the poem he is talking about.

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effington:

Give me the bloggers booth please

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

(Source: portal-mouth)

mattysjacket:

adam / /